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"Papa, who was Hamlet?"
"You birdbrain! Bring me the Bible and I'll show you who he was."
"Dad, do you believe in Buddha?" "Why, of course, but I think margarine is just as good."
"Dad, why do you write so slow?" asked Dennis. "I have to," replied his father. "I'm a slow reader."
Son: What is an autobiography?
Father: Er, the story of an automobile.
Talbot and his son James were called to Mrs. Cren-shaw's classroom.
"Mr. Talbot," said the teacher, "I asked James 'Who shot Abraham Lincoln?' and he said that he didn't do it!"
"Well, teacher," said Talbot, "if my kid said he didn't do it he didn't do it!"
Father and son left the school, and on their way home Talbot turned to the boy and asked, "Tell me, son, did you do it?" '
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