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Why are parents boring?
Because they're groan-ups.
What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?
Parents.
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next Twenty-four years telling them to sit down and shut up!
When Ben hit his thumb with a hammer he let out a few choice words. Shocked by her son's outburst, his mother said, "Don't you dare use that kind of language in here." "William Shakespeare did," replied Ben. "Well, you'd better stop going around with him," said Mom.
NEWS ITEM. Kidnappers grabbed a little boy and two days later sent him home with a ransom note.
His parents immediately sent the kid back with the money.
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