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A small boy is sent to bed by his father...
[Five minutes later]
"Da-ad..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
[Five minutes later]
"Da-aaaad..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
[Five minutes later]
"Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..."
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
Q: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
A: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
What do young ghosts call their parents?
Deady and Mummy.
When is a parent like a child?
When he's a miner.
What's another name for an parent?
Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.
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