Parent jokes

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Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m..

Son: Dad, at your age, he had become the Prime Minister of England.

Rating: 2.8 |

Pride is what you feel when your kids net $143 from a garage sale.
Panic is what you feel when you realize your car is missing.

Rating: 2.8 |

Father: " I know the answer to your bad grades. You're spending too much time watching television."
Son: " I'm sorry, you'll have to phrase that in the form of a question."

Rating: 2.4 |

A mother of two teenage boys, was constantly being asked to look for things they couldn't find. Most of the time these items were directly in front of them. Seeing her frustration over this when it happened yet again, one of her sons remarked:
"It's not my fault, Mom. I don't have 'parental vision:"

Rating: 2.6 |

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