Parent jokes
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Come here, you greedy wretch. I'll teach you to eat all your sister's birthday chocs.
It's all right Dad, I know how !
Boy: Dad, Dad, come out. My sister's fighting this ten foot gargoyle with three heads.
Dad: No, I'm not coming out. She's going to have to learn to look after herself.
Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class.
Teacher: But she's top of the class.
Father: That's why I think it must be a terrible class.
What do you call a small parent?
A minimum !
Girl: Mom, mom a monster's just bitten my foot off.
Mom: Well, keep out of the kitchen, I've just washed the floor.
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