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"Son, you sure do ask a lot of questions," said the father. "I'd like to know what would have happened if I'd asked as many questions when I was a boy."

"Perhaps," said the boy, "you'd've been able to answer some of mine."

Rating: 3.2 |

Mrs. Filmore returned home from a business trip and asked her husband,

"How did Greg do on his history exam?"

"Oh, not so good," he replied.

"But it wasn't his fault. They asked him about things that happened before he was born!"

Rating: 2.4 |

"Dad," said Rickey, "what is electricity?"

"Uh," replied his father, "I don't really know too much about electricity."

A few minutes later the boy said, "How does gas make the engine go?"

"Son, I'm afraid I don't know much about motors." "Dad," said the boy, "what is anthropology?" "Anthropology?"

The father frowned. "I really don't know."

"Gee, Dad, I guess I'm making a nuisance of myself." "Not at all, son. If you don't ask questions, you'll never learn anything."

Rating: 3.0 |

Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at the dinner table when the boy suddenly blurted out,

"Gee, you're dumb, Mom. You don't know anything."

"Now, son," scolded Bentley, "you musn't be picky about your mother's little faults."

Rating: 2.2 |

During a flood in a small Ohio town, a young girl was perched on top of a house with a little boy.

As they sat watching articles float along with the water, they noticed a baseball cap float by. Suddenly, the cap turned and came back, then turned around and went downstream. After it had gone some distance, it turned again and came back.

"Do you see that baseball cap?" said the girl. "First it goes downstream, then turns around and comes back."

"Oh, that's my dad," replied the boy. "This morning he said that come hell or high water, he was going to cut the grass today."

Rating: 3.0 |

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